paidi-twn-8ewn:

ετσι μπράβο έλληνα, βρίσε τους γκέι, βρίσε τους πρόσφυγες, βρίσε τις γυναίκες, αλλά να κοινωνήσεις μην ξεχάσεις

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companionofthemoon:

Είναι Παρασκευή βράδυ.

Ο αδερφός μου, 13 χρονών, είναι σε πάρτυ.

Εγώ, 19 χρονων, τρώω φρυγανιές με τυρι και γαλοπούλα γιατί βαριέμαι να φτιάξω κανονικό τοστ.

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rickmyroll:

Me:

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boobvoid:

therapist: how are you?
me: fine how are you

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mishacolins:

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

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ironmanstan:

‘gay tv is bad for the kids’ bitch every fucking straight ‘comedy’ show stars a lazy sexist husband that drinks beer and hates his wife id rather my kids watch queer eye where grown men are respectful and kind as all men fucking should be. yall homophobic assholes are so scared of your kids “turning gay” that you let them turn into fucking monsters that will eventually plague our society just like youre doing now

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cybra-sensei:

thispreciousthing:

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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nick-avallone:

sometimes I think about how some of the people who think that same-sex couples ruin the sanctity of marriage are the same people who enjoy watching the bachelor, a show where 1 person dates 25 strangers and picks one of them to propose to at the end of approximately 6 weeks

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brbgottagoread:

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

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jaygastby:

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

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fearless1971:

My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,

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petitetimidgay:

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

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